Not the brochure

Campground brochures promise peaceful sunsets, happy campers, and quiet nights under the stars.
Reality? Sewer hose explosions, raccoons with criminal intent, campground drama, and guests who think workampers are part mechanic, part therapist, and part miracle worker.

Not the Brochure is a collection of hilarious, chaotic, and sometimes unbelievable stories from life behind the scenes of RV parks and campgrounds. If you’ve ever wondered what really happens after the campfire selfies are posted… this is your backstage pass.

Book Cover

Full color image

The cover will give you an impression of the campground and the three main players in the book. Vanessa, Ninja & Steven.

Inside

Fascinating stories

The stories read like someone sitting around a campfire telling unbelievable “you can’t make this up” moments — except they actually happened.

Design

Visual character

This preview page hints at the book’s visual spirit with warm imagery and space to imagine the full reading experience.

Backside

A campground impression

If these previews speaks to you, visit the shop to get your copy and continue the journey.