Buy Not the brochure

This isn’t a travel guide or a wilderness survival manual. It’s a collection of true (and slightly unbelievable) tales from the frontlines of a campground.

I live where other people vacation, which sounds dreamy until you’ve wrestled a sewer hose at dawn or had to referee a fight over a picnic table.

So pour yourself something cold, kick back, and join me for a journey through campfires, chaos, and the curious charm of campground life. Just watch out for the squirrel. He’s still around—and he still thinks he’s in charge.